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| Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara koon peeta aay..!
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| Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.
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| On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag.
The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan said, βOye khocha iss mein koi aur rang dikhao
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| Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti HaiHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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| Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he...
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| Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoonβ¦
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| Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale ne kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider q khara he
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| Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.
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