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Naughty SMS Text Messages |
| BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka
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| Musharraf said to his mother.
"Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
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| Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!!
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai?
Baap : Pata nahi
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!
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| aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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| aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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| 2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
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| her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka
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| JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
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AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
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OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
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OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
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| 3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
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| barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
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