|
|
Naughty SMS Text Messages |
| Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM,
whether you are here or not.
read sms |
| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
read sms |
| Itβs short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
read sms |
| A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline,
"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
read sms |
| Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
read sms |
| Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
read sms |
| Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
read sms |
| Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
read sms |
| When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
read sms |
| In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
read sms |
|
|
