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You have just watched my new film
βTaare mobile perβ
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| Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.
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| 5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because Thereβs a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
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| A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
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| I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
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| Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
βwill you marry me?β
The girl replied,βNoβ
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
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| Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai
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| 1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D
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| 75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
βZarorut-e-rishtaβ
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
βAmma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hainβ
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| Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai
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