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| Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?
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| Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri saal hai.
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| Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai ? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
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| kia wo aie?
kia wo nahee aie?
kia wo aie ge?
kia wo naheen aie ge?
lagta ha wo agai.
ap ka face par cute si
"Smile"
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| Ham ap ka Ghar Zaroor aien gay.
Har Waqt Aien Gay.
Har Pal Aien Gay.
Har Rooz Aien Gay.
Aur
Ghanti Baja kar Bag Jaein Gay.
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| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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| Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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| If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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| Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don"t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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| what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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