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| He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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| pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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| mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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| Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PuPPI Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere DOggy ne 10 PuPPI ko janam de hai!
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| Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PuPPI Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere DOggy ne 10 PuPPI ko janam de hai!
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| Kuch log thodi der karte hain
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Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
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unka
Mobile Charge
!
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| Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
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| A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise
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| Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
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| Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
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